Dear Monkeys,
We were warned to be wary of you. We were warned of your cunning and thievery. We were advised to prepare ourselves for battle, but we did not head these warnings and now you have humiliated us. You have scared the women and eyed down the men, you have stolen the avocados and pooped in Mitch's bed, you have attacked our masculinity and questioned our humanity... but No More! We will no longer be gripped by fear of the possibility that you have invaded our rooms and desecrated the possessions we hold dear. We will shut our windows and lock our doors, we will make our weapons and grow our beards, we will be the bigger monkey. Beware oh monkeys of what is to come, guard your children, watch you backs, and sleep with one eye open... because if you continue these invasions we will retaliate, we will fight back, and we will prevail.
This Is War!
Sincerely
The Men of SA Semester
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Colton, this is amazing! it sounds like you are having an incredible experience already! just wanted to let you know i support the men vs. monkey's war... just don't kill any of them. hehe
ReplyDeletehahaha thank you for making my day:)
ReplyDeleteIm glad you enjoyed it :)
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